HERMES has a hang over.

he keeps saying he didn't but we have it on tape! you are so busted HERMES! (if that is your real name) we know where you hid the diamonds and now your little rouse is over! you thought you would get away with it, didn't you!

YES HERMES WE HAVE YOU ON TAPE LOOKING INTO THE MIRROR AND CAUGHT YOU TRYING TO BE THE MAN, WELL HERMES THERE IS ONLY ONE STEVE CARRELL! WE KNOW YOU LOVE THE OFFICE AND WHEN YOU ASKED FOR YOUR OWN CUBICLE WE OLBIGED, WE EVEN AGREE YOU COULD POSSIBLY BE THE NEXT 40 YEAR OLD VIRGEN WITH A THREAD COUNT OF 1000!