TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALL PARK!

 

 

HERMES has a hang over.

he keeps saying he didn't but we have it on tape! you are so busted HERMES! (if that is your real name) we know where you hid the diamonds and now your little rouse is over! you thought you would get away with it, didn't you!

YES HERMES WE HAVE YOU ON TAPE LOOKING INTO THE MIRROR AND CAUGHT YOU TRYING TO BE THE MAN, WELL HERMES THERE IS ONLY ONE STEVE CARRELL! WE KNOW YOU LOVE THE OFFICE AND WHEN YOU ASKED FOR YOUR OWN CUBICLE WE OLBIGED, WE EVEN AGREE YOU COULD POSSIBLY BE THE NEXT 40 YEAR OLD VIRGEN WITH A THREAD COUNT OF 1000!  

HERMES makes a paid personal apparance

on a recent trip HERMES took to ST.LOUIS and a special loving hand (your right) pictured with a furred creature with a fondness for licking toes. HERMES did a freeze frame a mock for the camerea if you will! then jet setted back to houston! ~(;0)  

  

 

noahs arc resteraunt giraffe stirs

 

 

SUSAN

 

 

DATELINE HOUSTON! HERMES HAS FOUND THE PERFECT MATE!

HERMES & HIS LOVELY WIFE SALLY HAVE JUST RETURNED FROM THERE HONEY MOON! HE FOUND THE LOVE OF HIS SOCK EXSTANCE, AS IF TO SAY "YOU COMPLETE ME"